Marwadi at his best!!! Just for fun

Marwadi at his best!!!

Marwadi: Kela Kaisa Diya?

Seller: 1 Rs.

Marwadi: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
Seller: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Marwadi:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de!!!

Marwadi on his death time: My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here
Marwadi:My sons daughters ru all here?
Children: Yes, Papa
Marwadi:To phir barabar wale kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha hay ???


Marwadi 14th floor se neche gira.Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki mein apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha toh chilla ke bola ...MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!!!!


Marwadi ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut padi, Marwadi ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Sheikh ne laddu gift kiye.
Marwadi ne gusse se poocha : Mercedez kyun nahi di???
Sheikh:Munna.!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Marwadi ka khoon daud raha hay !!!


Marwadi called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai,kya charges hongay? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Marwadi: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Marwadi: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... .......... ..
"Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ." !!!

Marwadi ko bhoot charh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo...!! Warna main bhooka hi mar jaon ga..


Titanic dhubte waqt Marwadi bhi Titanic mein tha aur zor zor se hans raha tha.
Dost: Oyeee hans kyun raha hai!!!
Marwadi: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda!!!


Shab's Comments: Ha ha...these are really superb!!! Please note taht i have not put this for hurting anyone in any way...Just for fun...as we talk about Sardar jokes... Keep Smiling :)


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